Dats Alright Baby, Just Go to Sleep Eddie Murphy

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• [terminal lines]

  Louis : Looking good, Billy Ray!

  Billy Ray : Feeling skilful, Louis!

• Even Bigger Blackness Guy : I mean you beatin' 10 cops? Yous putting a man in the hospital? How come up I don't come across no bruises on you?

  Large Blackness Guy : Yeah!

  Billy Ray Valentine : 'Cause I'k a karate homo! And a karate homo bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that considering you lot're a big Barry White looking motherfucker! So go outta my face!

• Billy Ray Valentine : [watches Louis clean his shotgun] You know, you can't just go effectually and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'crusade you lot pissed at 'em.

  Louis Winthorpe III : Why not?

  Billy Ray Valentine : Information technology's called assault with a deadly weapon. You get twenty years for that shit.

  Louis Winthorpe III : Listen, practise you lot have whatsoever meliorate ideas?

  Baton Ray Valentine : Yep. You know, information technology occurs to me that the best manner you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.

  Coleman : You accept to admit, sir, you didn't like it yourself a chip.

• Billy Ray Valentine : [as Louis is choking him] lt - was - the - Dukes! lt - was - the - Dukes!

  Louis Winthorpe III : Y'all'RE A Dead Human, VALENTINE!

  Baton Ray Valentine : [gasping, later Ophelia and Coleman cease Louis from choking Billy Ray] The Dukes used u.s. as republic of guinea pigs, man! Information technology was an experiment, to see how our lives would turn out. They fabricated a bet.

  Coleman : I'm agape it'south true, sir.

  Ophelia : I believe him, Louie.

  Louis Winthorpe III : The Dukes... ruined my life... over a bet. For how much?

  Baton Ray Valentine : A dollar.

  Louis Winthorpe Three : One dollar. Fine. That's the fashion they want information technology - no problem.

  [cutting to Louis cleaning and loading an array of shotguns in the den]

• Billy Ray Valentine : [on his starting time day of work] What if I can't do this job, Coleman? What if I'k not what they expected?

  Coleman : Merely be yourself, sir. Whatever happens, they can't take that away from y'all.

• Billy Ray Valentine : Hey that's the motherf- I hateful... that'south the gentleman that had me busted.

• Even Bigger Black Guy : It was a stone groove, my man! You are, the well-nigh, righteous...

  Billy Ray Valentine : Yep right, just get the fuck out, man! Let's go!

• Louis Winthorpe III : [budgeted the New York Bolt Exchange] Recollect big, call up positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy depression, sell loftier. Fright? That's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have e'er experienced will prepare you for the accented carnage you are virtually to witness. Super Bowl, World Serial - they don't know what force per unit area is. In this building, it's either kill or exist killed. You brand no friends in the pits and yous take no prisoners. One minute you lot're up half a million in soybeans and the side by side, boom, your kids don't go to higher and they've repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me?

  Billy Ray Valentine : Yeah, we got to kill the motherf... - we got to kill 'em!

• Billy Ray Valentine : [after demonstrating some faux karate moves] That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will driblet out of a human's trunk.

• Newscaster on Idiot box : In charge of security is Mr. Clarence Beeks, head of Lyndhurst Security...

  Billy Ray Valentine : [speaking in perfect unison with Louis] Clarence Beeks!

  Louis Winthorpe III : [speaking in perfect unison with Baton Ray] Clarence Beeks!

• Louis Winthorpe Iii : [after trading ends on FCOJ, he and Baton Ray are quickly finalizing up some final minute sales. Once they're finished, they both look up to see the cost at 29. They and so look at ane another and scream in celebration and hug. After they're finished, they encounter the Dukes looking at them] Happy New Twelvemonth!

  Randolph Duke : [He drops their now-worthless sales papers on the floor]

  [hoarsely]

  Randolph Duke : Winthorpe.

  Mortimer Duke : [stunned] Valentine.

  Billy Ray Valentine : Hey! How'd y'all make out today?

  Mortimer Duke : How could you do this to us after everything we've done for yous?

  Billy Ray Valentine : Oh, encounter, I made Louis a bet hither. See, Louis bet me that nosotros couldn't both go rich and put y'all in the poor business firm at the aforementioned time. He didn't think we could exercise it. I won.

  Louis Winthorpe Iii : [smiling] I lost.

  [Pulls it out of his breast pocket and shows it]

  Louis Winthorpe III : I dollar.

  Billy Ray Valentine : [Accepting it] Thanks, Louis.

  Louis Winthorpe Iii : After you lot.

  Billy Ray Valentine : Certainly.

  [They both leave with Baton Ray doing Eddie's "express mirth" and Lewis giving the Dukes the Aykroyd "stare"]

• Baton Ray Valentine : [after breaking a vase] Hey, sorry nearly that.

  Randolph Duke : It's perfectly all right William. It was your vase.

  Billy Ray Valentine : That was a cheap vase, right? That was a fake? Right?

  Randolph Duke : I believe we paid $35,000. But if I remember correctly, we valued it for the insurance company at $50,000. Y'all meet, Mortimer? William has already fabricated united states of america $15,000.

  [Coleman, Mortimer, Randolph, and Baton Ray first laughing]

  Baton Ray Valentine : You want me to intermission something else?

  Randolph Duke , Mortimer Duke , Coleman : NO!

• Billy Ray : No thanks, guys, I already had breakfast this morning.

  Mortimer Duke : This is NOT a *meal,* Valentine. We are here to Endeavor to explain to y'all what information technology is nosotros Do here.

  Randolph Duke : We are 'commodities brokers,' William. Now, what are bolt? Commodities are agricultural products... similar coffee that you lot had for breakfast... wheat, which is used to make breadstuff... pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a 'bacon, lettuce and love apple' sandwich.

  [Billy Ray turns and gives a long wait at the photographic camera]

  Randolph Duke : Randolph

  [continuing]

  Randolph Duke : And then at that place are other commodities, like frozen orange juice... and Aureate. Though, of course, gilt doesn't abound on trees like oranges.

  [chuckles]

  Randolph Duke : Clear so far?

  Billy Ray : [nodding and smiling, even though it ISN'T clear to him] Yeah.

  Randolph Duke : Expert, William! Now, some of our clients are speculating that the price of gold volition rise in the time to come. And we have other clients who are speculating that the price of gilded volition fall. They place their orders with united states, and we purchase or sell their gilded for them.

  Mortimer Duke : Tell him the good part.

  Randolph Knuckles : The good part, William, is that, no matter whether our clients brand money or lose money, Duke & Duke become the commissions.

  Mortimer Knuckles : Well? What exercise you call up, Valentine?

  Billy Ray : Sounds to me similar you guys a couple of bookies.

  Randolph Knuckles : [chuckling, patting Billy Ray on the back] I told you he'd sympathise.

• Louis Winthorpe 3 : Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!

  Baton Ray Valentine : Lionel! From the African Educational activity Conference!

  Louis Winthorpe III : Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.

  Billy Ray Valentine : I recall the pavilion - nosotros had big fun there!

  Both : Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!

  Billy Ray Valentine : Oh, memories!

• Randolph Duke : Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to go along going downwardly, William?

  Billy Ray Valentine : Okay. Pork abdomen prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody's waiting for it to hit stone bottom and then they can buy cheap and get long. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are goin' bat-shit. They're saying, "Hey, we're losing all our goddamn coin, and Christmas is just around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the K.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip, right? And my married woman won't f... my wife won't brand honey to me 'cuz I ain't got no coin, right?" So they're panicking correct now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there correct at present! I can feel it! They out there!

  Randolph Knuckles : [on the ticker machine, the cost keeps dropping] He's right, Mortimer! My God, await at it!

  Billy Ray Valentine : I'd wait until you get to effectually sixty-4, Then I'd buy. You'll have cleared out all the suckers past then.

  Randolph Duke : This is Randolph Duke. Propose our clients interested in bellies to buy at sixty-iv. Mr. Valentine has set the price.

  [He punches up the numbers on his calculator]

  Randolph Knuckles : Do you realize how much coin he just saved us?

  Mortimer Duke : Coin isn't everything, Randolph!

• Billy Ray Valentine : [Billy Ray is in jail] I wish my bitches would get hither. I ain't got time to be sitting in this cell with you.

  Fifty-fifty Bigger Black Guy : Where are your bitches, Mr. Big-Fourth dimension Pimp?

  Big Black Guy : Yes!

  Billy Ray Valentine : [to cellmate #2] Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can't make it contact with my bitches?

  Cellmate #2 : [to the Big Black Guy] Yes! The phone in the limo was busted. What is ya, ignorant?

• Billy Ray Valentine : [watches cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I propose using your dark stick officer?

• Randolph Duke : We desire to help you, Mr. Valentine. My brother and I run a privately-funded plan to rehabilitate culturally disadvantaged people. Nosotros'd like to supply yous with a home of your ain, a machine, a generous bank account, and employment with our visitor.

  Mortimer Knuckles : We're going to commencement you lot at $fourscore,000 a year.

  Baton Ray Valentine : $80,000?

  Mortimer Duke : Mmm-hmm.

  Billy Ray Valentine : Excuse me.

  [Leans forrad and addresses the chauffeur]

  Billy Ray Valentine : This is a practical joke, right, blood brother?

  [the chauffeur shakes his head]

  Baton Ray Valentine : Then these dudes are a couple of faggots so, huh?

  [the chauffeur shakes his head again]

  Billy Ray Valentine : What's my next motion, man?

  [the chauffeur shrugs]

  Billy Ray Valentine : Thank you, you've been helpful.

• Baton Ray Valentine : Get the fuck out!

• Billy Ray : [Sitting in a jacuzzi] Hey, bubbles, man! Say human, when I was growing upwards, if we wanted a jacuzzi, nosotros had to fart in the tub.

• Coleman : [offer Billy Ray a sip from his flask; Coleman dressed as a priest, Billy Ray in African garb] Would y'all similar a sip of whiskey?

  Billy Ray Valentine : I do not drink, information technology is against my religion!

  Coleman : Religion is a good thing I say, taken in moderation.

• Baton Ray : [posing as "Nenge Mboko," an exchange student from Cameroon] Merry New year!

  Clarence Beeks : That's "happy." In this country we say "Happy New year."

  Billy Ray : Oh, ho, ho, cheers for correcting my English which stinks!

• Baton Ray Valentine : [while interim blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never get dorsum, babe. I know what yous're thinkin'. Is he funky in bed?

  [the woman begins to walk away]

  Billy Ray Valentine : Nosotros can make it, baby! Me and yous!... You Bowwow!

• Louis : [subsequently giving the secret knock] Who is it?

  Billy Ray Valentine : Open up the door, human!

• Coleman : My life's savings, sir. Try not to lose it.

  Baton Ray Valentine : Lose information technology? Why, in a couple hours you gonna be the richest butler that ever lived, man.

  Ophelia : I worked real hard for this, Louie. I promise you know what you lot're doing.

  Louis Winthorpe 3 : Thank you, Ophelia.

  Ophelia : What are you doing?

  Billy Ray Valentine : [Their train number is called over the loudspeaker] That'south u.s., Louie.

  Louis Winthorpe Iii : Coleman, could yous hold this?

  [handing him Ophelia's envelope of money before he kisses her for good luck. So just before they embrace she takes her chewing gum out of her mouth, smiles and hands information technology to Coleman, who rolls his eyes upwards in subtle gee-thanks look]

  Coleman : [He turns to Ophelia] I could use a stiff beverage. Would you care to join me?

  [With a slight smile to each other, they lock arms walking of together]

• Billy Ray Valentine : [Both on the trading floor waiting patiently as FCOJ keeps going upwards] Louis?

  Louis Winthorpe III : Non yet! Virtually!

  [the shares hit 142, to Billy Ray]

  Louis Winthorpe III : Now.

  [Yelling]

  Louis Winthorpe III : Sell 200 Apr at 142!

  [Everybody flocks to them]

• Mortimer Duke : You and your Nobel Prize! You IDIOT!

  Randolph Duke : [beingness wheeled out on a stretcher] Where's Beeks? Where in the hell is Beeks?

  Louis Winthorpe Three : [sardonically] Beeks!

  Baton Ray Valentine : [to Winthorpe] Yeah, I forgot all about THAT guy.

• Mortimer Duke : [after Louis and Billy Ray turn the people towards him and the cost starts dropping from their brusk selling] That's not right. How tin can the price be going downwardly?

  Randolph Duke : Something's wrong. Where's Wilson?

  Billy Ray Valentine : [On the floor] SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL!

  Mortimer Duke : [Sees him and Lewis] What are *they* doing here?

  Randolph Duke : They're *selling*, Mortimer!

  Mortimer Knuckles : Why, that'southward ridiculous!

  [So a look of shock washes over him]

  Mortimer Duke : Unless that crop written report...

  Randolph Duke : [They both expect at one another, and so start heading to the pit] God help usa!

• Billy Ray Valentine : [being pushed away past the doorman] Hey, man! I really don't appreciate this! I don't intendance what it is! A spiced ham! Anything! Some crackers!

  [the Dukes enter the edifice]

  Baton Ray Valentine : Thanks a lot. How'd y'all like a stump upwards your donkey?

  Heritage Club Doorman : Stay outta here!

  Billy Ray Valentine : You got a lotta soul. 'Preciate it.

• Officer Pantuzzi : We've had some complaints about con men pretending to exist blind and crippled.

  Billy Ray Valentine : Oh, I'd love to help you human being, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietcong back in '72. It was rough, very painful.

  Officer Reynolds : You were in 'Nam? So were we. Where?

  Billy Ray Valentine : I was in... Sang Bang... Dang Gong... I was all over the identify, basically a lot of places, a lot of places.

  Officeholder Reynolds : What unit were you in?

  Billy Ray Valentine : Uh, I was with the Dark-green Berets, Special Unit Battalions... Commando Airborne Tactics... Specialist Tactics, uh, Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orangish. That was my proper name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.

• Baton Ray Valentine : [Starts chanting in complete gibberish, annoying Beeks]

  Billy Ray Valentine : Beef hasty time! Ya want some beef hasty?

  Clarence Beeks : No, delight.

  Baton Ray Valentine : Der's enough, ya know!

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